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Forty glasses went up for my best friend's engagement. Only hers fizzed, and her mom's fridge knew why.

Kelly, 43Chicago, Illinois · a dramatized reader story

Megan's glass fizzed in my hand like a little show-off, and behind me her cousins carried out two trays of thirty-nine flat ones. Her mom's oven had been on since six for spinach puffs, and the kitchen smelled like butter and panic.

Cartoon illustration of a kitchen at a quarter past nine at night: a glowing hot oven, a cluster of green prosecco bottles next to it, most of them opened, with heat waves rising and two corks on the counter, and two silver trays full of still, bubble-less flutes of prosecco.
9:15. Every glass on those trays had gone still.

The whole room clinked, and I waited for the hiss that never came. Aunt Maureen, in a plum blouse and every gold bangle she owns, held hers up to the lamp and tapped it like a fish tank, checking if anything was alive.

“Kelly, honey, did you get the fizzy kind or the other kind?”

Megan squeezed my arm and whispered, “It's lovely, Kelly. Really,” which was worse.

In the photographer's shot, Megan's glass looks like a snow globe and the rest look like old ginger ale. Her mom stuck it on her fridge with a pineapple magnet. It's the same fridge that had no room for my prosecco, but I didn't get that joke for weeks.

I blamed the prosecco, and I had proof

I bought a bottle that cost twice as much, chilled it overnight, and it hissed like the Fourth of July, so clearly cheap bottles were the problem. At my cousin's barbecue in August, I brought potato salad instead, which nobody has ever held up to a lamp.

Maybe you've seen it too. The first glass hisses, the bottle sits out while everyone talks, and round two comes out pale and quiet. Nobody tells the friend who brought it.

Then Megan called and asked me to give a toast at the families' dinner in late September, “and bring the bubbly!” So I drove to Rosa's little wine shop in Andersonville for twelve bottles of the expensive kind.

Rosa only wanted to know where the bride's bottle had been

Rosa rang up two of them, then looked at me over her reading glasses. “What happened to the last twelve?”

When I finished, she asked, “Where did the bride's bottle stand?”

“In the fridge door, behind the cake. Her mom squeezed in exactly one.”

“And the other eleven?”

“On the island,” I said, and then I heard it. “Next to the oven.”

She opened the same prosecco twice, one bottle from her cooler and one from her sunny front window. The cold glass hissed and kept climbing. The warm one foamed up like it was thrilled to see me, then sighed and went still.

“Bubbles are party guests, sweetheart,” she said. “Keep the room cool, and they stay for dessert. Warm it up, and they grab their coats the second the door opens. It's not you. It's that oven.”

Then she put my expensive bottles back on the shelf, which is how I knew she meant it. Scientists agree with her, too: warmer sparkling wine loses more of its gas when it's poured.

Source: Liger-Belair et al., Journal of Agricultural and Food Chemistry, 2010.

Keeping an open bottle cold at a party is like keeping a toddler clean at a wedding.

Every trick we tried was great for exactly one glass

Every Friday, my husband Chris and I opened a cold bottle at eight, poured, and left it standing out, party style. At nine we poured again to see if it was still cold and fizzing. Chris is an accountant, so there was a chart.

The ice bucket works, to be fair, while the bottle is in it. But party bottles wander, and by nine Chris drew his first X next to a flat glass.

Ice cubes kept it cold, but the bubbles foamed away around them. “This is a spritzer,” Chris said, and drew another X.

A champagne stopper is smart for leftovers in the fridge. But on the table, the bottle just warmed up with its hat on, and at nine my glass went still.

On the third Friday, Chris stared at his chart. “Everything we try melts, or it sits outside the bottle.” But Rosa's guests were inside it, so that's where the cold had to be.

Chris bet me a week of dishes it would be flat by nine

I'd always filed wine chill sticks next to wine charms, cute for one quiet glass of white. Then I found one that never leaves the bottle, not even when you pour.

It's from Lindner & Co and comes as a pair. Each is a rod of 304 food-grade stainless steel that lives in the freezer. It slides into the open bottle, and you pour straight through the clear spout on top. It cools the wine from the inside out, right where Rosa's guests are, and keeps what you pour cold for up to three hours.

“So it's ice on a stick,” Chris said.

“It's steel, not ice. Nothing melts, so no spritzer.” It fits standard 750ml bottles, and the first time, it spent about an hour in the freezer next to the peas.

Chris wasn't sold. “The cork's out the whole time. Flat by nine, and the loser does the dishes for a week.”

That Friday I poured at eight, and Chris set the bottle by his plate like always. At nine I poured again, and we both leaned in. The glass was cold in my hand, and a thin line of bubbles was still climbing the side.

Chris drew his first check mark on the chart, very slowly. Then he poured another glass “for the data” and did the dishes for a week, sighing every time the rod went in the dishwasher.

Cartoon illustration of a hand in a rust-colored sweater pouring prosecco from a green bottle through the clear pour spout of a steel chilling rod that sits inside the bottle, into a fizzing flute, with a wall clock showing nine o'clock.
Friday test, nine o'clock. Same bottle, still fizzing.
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This time, I poured Aunt Maureen's glass first

Last Saturday at four, both rods went into Megan's mom's freezer, which, unlike her fridge, had room. At seven I opened two cold bottles and slid the rods in. One went around the table, and one stood open by the candles, the way my eleven stood by the oven.

At eight-thirty, Megan's future father-in-law tapped his glass and nodded at me. I poured Maureen's first, from the one by the candles, and held my breath. For one long second the glass looked still. Then a thin, fast line of bubbles came up and didn't stop.

Maureen held it up to the lamp and tapped it, and her bangles jingled. “Now that's the fizzy kind.”

The whole table laughed, Megan loudest of all. I gave my toast, and this time every clink came with a hiss. Her mom's new photo is on the fridge now, over the old one, under the same pineapple magnet. Megan kept the second rod, and I texted Rosa: “The guests stayed for dessert.”

Cartoon illustration of a hand in a plum sleeve with a gold bangle raising a fizzing flute of prosecco toward a warm pendant lamp, above a dinner table with candles, autumn dahlias and two prosecco bottles with chilling rods and clear spouts in them.
The fizzy kind, finally.

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If you bring the bubbly, here's what I'd do

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Thanksgiving is November 26 this year, and somebody is going to text you, “and bring the bubbly!” So run your own Friday test before then.

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At your next toast, let every glass go up cold and fizzing, and let that be the picture on the fridge.

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Kelly

This is a dramatized story based on experiences customers have shared with us. Names and details are illustrative. The reviews above are real, unedited customer reviews.